It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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