McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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