Will you blow on my dice?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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