Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I enjoy the company of your penis
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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