She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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