yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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