i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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