ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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