yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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