420 ftw
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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