flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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