You work out of a Hotel?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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