I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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