sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
