No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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