Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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