why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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