On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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