HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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