he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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