Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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