Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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