They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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