i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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