i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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