Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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