i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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