"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you didnt know i had herpes?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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