belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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