your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
