Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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