he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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