Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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