another moral hangover. fuck.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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