It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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