I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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