Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
