Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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