Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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