Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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