Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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