I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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