im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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