What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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