Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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