you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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