...so i touched it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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