what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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