Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
