hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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