What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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