Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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