I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Your cock deserves a montage
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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