Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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