Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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