So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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