direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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